I Don't Update This Enough, And I Know That Upsets You, So I Apologize. Profusely.

I know all two of you have been missing my ramblings. And I apologize.

I know it's left a gaping hole in your lives.

I know how you've wept.

Note to self: don't let them down. Don't ever let them down.

That note won't do shit unless I log onto this damn website enough.

Which, I think, I've already established, I don't.